Monday, 2 January 2012

My 2011 - part the third

LADIES OF 2011


Moran, Herbert, Rudolph, Pallant
Garai, Kaye, Poehler, Wiig

Caitlin Moran
Author, master-tweeter, general life idol, owner of excellent hair.

Jo Herbert
Radiant, hilarious, Rosalind of my heart 4lyf, put up with our drunken idolisation of her like a champ.

Maya Rudolph
Comic genius, interview beaut, she of the freckles, girlcrush numero uno.

Emma Pallant
GODDESS, sob-inducingly incredible, sweetest person ever, also put up with our drunken idolisation. (Note to self: must stop drunkenly idolising people.)

Romola Garai
Smart, fearless, an actress who (alongside people like Gemma Arterton and Megan Fox) speaks up about sexism in the biz, also has an excellent face.

Charlene Kaye
Superb songstress, writer of the most beautiful music, honorary Starkid, STUNNER.

Amy Poehler
Beaming, hilarious, one half of awesome marrieds!, unafraid to call people out on their bullshit.

Kristen Wiig
Rightful superstar, sweetheart, lead actress in the best damn film of the year.

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MEN OF 2011


Baynton, Cauthery, Heffernan, Criss, Morgan
Featherstone, Stevens, Rickard, Bell, Billington
Judd, Scott, Willbond, Oakes, Segel

Mat Baynton
#bitter hipster of our dreams

Gunnar Cauthery
#jam-filled pastry case

John Heffernan
#sunkissed

Darren Criss
#life-ruiner

Colin Morgan
#hair licked by kittens

Will Featherstone
#portable!

Dan Stevens
#STEVENS FEVER

Laurence Rickard
#oof i have a crush on you

Jamie Bell
#what happens in the jamie bell feelings remix, stays in the jamie bell feelings remix

Rob Billington
#sexy chipped tooth

Harry Judd
#sexy drummer boy

Adam Scott
#shut up with your face you beautiful boy mayor

Ben Willbond
#the football socks edition

David Oakes
#tweets about snowdrops

Jason Segel
#dream husband
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2 comments:

  1. "put up with our drunken idolisation of her like a champ"

    DIDN'T SHE JUST THOUGH. "Emslj... Curlybeach..." <3

    "GODDESS, sob-inducingly incredible, sweetest person ever, also put up with our drunken idolisation. (Note to self: must stop drunkenly idolising people.)"

    ISN'T SHE JUST THOUGH I swear to God the most exciting moment of 2011 (apart from "Where are you?") was her calling me darling when she borrowed my charger. Proper swoon.

    YOUR MEN LIST MADE ME CRY LAUGHING OH MY GODDDD #SUNKISSED FOREVER I LITERALLY CANNOT SAY ANYTHING MORE FOR FEAR OF LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS

    God you are the funniest person in the world ugh I am so disgustingly lucky to have you <3

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  2. PSH PSH PSH SHUSH YOUR LOVELY MOUTH (or, I guess, fingers, considering the medium. WHATEVER.) I am the lucky one! <3

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