Telly of 2012
I know my tellyfeelings can often be a little rambly and ridiculous, and I've covered them already at several points throughout the year. Therefore, to shake it up a bit: TELLYFEELINGS HAIKUS.
1. The Hour
have faces ever
been so excellent? never.
shut up, i can't cope.
intrigue! sexiness!
glorious fifties fashion!
please just watch it. please.
2. The Fabulous Baker Brothers
hey herbert brothers
that is not how you sibling!
but ... keep on keepin' on
3. The Great British Bake Off
sweet middle-class folk
in a tent, with mel and sue
AND CAKE. count me in.
4. Elementary
jonny lee miller
and also lucy liu. that's
it. that's the haiku.
5. Teen Wolf
not as bad as the
name suggests. in fact, it's a
darling of a show!
yes it is about
teenage werewolves, but just give
it a try. go on.
6. The Thick of It
oh! what a gift, this
delicious coalition.
fuckety bye, show.
7. Fresh Meat
when did i begin
caring about these pissheads?
oh, found families.
8. Being Human
vampire; werewolf; ghost.
new faces, new feelings, and
long-held excellence
9. The Class
shows that are cancelled
in their prime, and so i cry:
case in fucking point
10. Me & Mrs Jones
more cancellations
this time depriving me of
robert sheehan's eyes!!
Oh god, this is the worst method of recommending TV shows. But seriously, these were all fab, and you should watch them if you get the chance. Highly commended: Parks and Recreation, Horrible Histories, Cougar Town, New Girl, 30 Rock (It got good again you guys!), Modern Family, The Mindy Project, Rev.
TV moment of 2012
WORLD WAR II BOYBAND PILOTS aka, Horrible Histories do a brilliant song about RAF pilots and I expire a little.
Gentlefolk of 2012
L-R, by row: Tom and Henry Herbert, Dylan O'Brien, Ben Willbond, Ben Whishaw, Jonny Lee Miller
Bobby Hicks, Jean Dujardin, That Boyband (don't look at me)
Will Featherstone, Andrew Gower, Mat Baynton, Larry Rickard
(well now, 2012 was a handsome year, wasn't it?)
Gentlefolk of 2012: the Olympics Boyfriends edition
Greg Rutherford, Marcel Nguyen, Jonathan and Alastair Brownlee, Jason Kenny, Louis Smith
Pierre Yves Beny, Michael Jamieson, Fabien Hambuchen, Epke Zonderland, Tom Daley
(medals are sexy, okay?)
Lady heroes of 2012
Amy Poehler -- I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading, like, “All right, everybody, now we go over here. All right, now this happens.”
Lucy Liu -- It feels really good to be always breaking down walls and starting something new and trying something new. You never know – it’s hit and miss. It’s nice to be able to portray an Asian-American on camera without having an accent, or without having to be spoofy. And I think that’s a big step forward, because there are still representations of people that are more comedic. And that’s not what I’m playing. I’m just playing somebody who represents anyone else who would be living in America or outside of it, who is just a regular person.
Charlene Kaye -- Okay, no quote here because I can't find one, but everyone in the world should purchase Charlene's album, Animal Love, as it's absolutely stellar. I saw her live this year and it was practically a religious experience.
Emma Stone -- You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful so eat the damn red velvet cupcake.
Mindy Kaling -- I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life.
Zooey Deschanel -- I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We can’t be feminine and be feminists and be successful? I want to be a fucking feminist and wear a fucking Peter Pan collar. So fucking what?
Emma Pallant -- Again, no quote here. I just wish I could show everyone her Seven Ages of Man speech. Because SERIOUSLY.
Romola Garai -- I am passionate. I’m passionate about everything - people, art, politics, life in general. People find passion embarrassing. It’s more acceptable, generally, to be amusing.
*Fun fact! This is not the first time I've used my 'haikus' tag. I am so sorry that this is a blog you guys read.
